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  • Microwave, dishwasher and brainwasher safe

  • Made to order and shipped locally to you

  • Clinically tested on 24h of executive meetings

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About two and a half coffees

SCENARIO

You have written a proposal. It is 400 words. It is clear. But the head of department still calls you. They have "suggestions".

They say the framing could be "more punchy at the top" , the section headings should be "more actionable". Also there might be a stronger word than approach — maybe strategy, maybe methodology, maybe thinking.

They have not disagreed with anything you have written, or raised a factual issue, or flagged a gap. They have simply, at length, proposed that the document should be a slightly different document.

RESPONSE

You reply with one word. It's the one on your mug.

It won't keep the micromanagers away. It won't make them less entitled. But for the price of three resolved threads, it might be the shortest reply you've ever written.

Regular price £14.99 GBP
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About two and a half coffees

For when marketing says "I think this should be blue"

(Featuring: a chicken who'll keep doing what they were already doing)

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  • Microwave, dishwasher and brainwasher safe

  • Made to order and shipped locally to you

  • Clinically tested on 24h of executive meetings

SCENARIO

You have written a proposal. It is 400 words. It is clear. But the head of department still calls you. They have "suggestions".

They say the framing could be "more punchy at the top" , the section headings should be "more actionable". Also there might be a stronger word than approach — maybe strategy, maybe methodology, maybe thinking.

They have not disagreed with anything you have written, or raised a factual issue, or flagged a gap. They have simply, at length, proposed that the document should be a slightly different document.

RESPONSE

You reply with one word. It's the one on your mug.

It won't keep the micromanagers away. It won't make them less entitled. But for the price of three resolved threads, it might be the shortest reply you've ever written.

Product details

312ml · Ceramic · Dishwasher safe · Microwave safe

Drinking hand: lefty / righty (your pick)

Colours may differ slightly from the photos because of light and printing.

Coaster not included.

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