Welcome.

We're happy to see you here. You can relax, drop your shoulders.

This is a shop for the worn-out, the fatigued, the jaded travellers who at some point really did like their job, until it turned into such a groundhog day of ceremonies and buzzwords you're not sure you didn't join a cult.

We make mugs. They're for you, for those repetitive, nonsensical meetings you never knew you were signing up for.

Each one carries two thoughts: one at the front, for others to notice - you've been thinking it a while, the mug just says so you don't have to - and another at the back, to keep you company through the madness.

Position carefully. Sip slowly. Use responsibly.

-PMY

P.S. Choose your actual preferred drinking hand when you pick your mug.
Otherwise the joke doesn't work.