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Microwave, dishwasher and brainwasher safe
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Made to order and shipped locally to you
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Clinically tested on 24h of executive meetings
Boiling the ocean since 2021
Boiling the ocean since 2021
Cheaper than a congestion charge
SCENARIO
You're not even trapped in a meeting. You've been trapped in years of work that hasn't delivered. The project was supposed to transform the business. It has been re-scoped twice, re-named once, and survived two reorgs. The original sponsoring SVP has left. The new sponsoring VP wants to change the name and sell it as their idea. There is a kick-off next Tuesday — and you have been asked to bring fresh energy.
SURVIVAL
This mug knows this. It knows you. It knows what you've been through, and it will say it for you with sarcasm and defiance.
It won't end the suffering. It won't get you out of Tuesday. But, for less than a per-person offsite lunch budget, it will be something that actually ships (to you).
Cheaper than a congestion charge
For projects that outlived the VP who approved them.
(Featuring: a fox who’s opted out of the rat-race)
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Microwave, dishwasher and brainwasher safe
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Made to order and shipped locally to you
-
Clinically tested on 24h of executive meetings
SCENARIO
You're not even trapped in a meeting. You've been trapped in years of work that hasn't delivered. The project was supposed to transform the business. It has been re-scoped twice, re-named once, and survived two reorgs. The original sponsoring SVP has left. The new sponsoring VP wants to change the name and sell it as their idea. There is a kick-off next Tuesday — and you have been asked to bring fresh energy.
SURVIVAL
This mug knows this. It knows you. It knows what you've been through, and it will say it for you with sarcasm and defiance.
It won't end the suffering. It won't get you out of Tuesday. But, for less than a per-person offsite lunch budget, it will be something that actually ships (to you).
Product details
312ml · Ceramic · Dishwasher safe · Microwave safe
Drinking hand: lefty / righty (your pick)
Colours may differ slightly from the photos because of light and printing.
Coaster not included.
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