"Your OKRs trigger me" (Lefty)
"Your OKRs trigger me" (Lefty)
Ft. a donkey, mid-bray.
A document called FY26 OKRs — Draft V7 (CONFIDENTIAL — DO NOT SHARE), with seventeen comments, fourteen of which are from the same VP asking for updates and metrics that don't actually exist.
He wants to know your progress on Objective 3, Implement AI workflows in 78% of our processes, which halted when the CFO locked down usage credits. Yet - there is a meeting in your calendar to align on it.
At least you bought this mug, itching and ready to go on camera. Loud enough to be noticed, quiet enough they can pretend they didn't.
~
It's not going to fix Q4. It's not going to fix the document.
But it might fix the crushing oppression on your soul.
312ml • Ceramic • Dishwasher safe • Microwave safe
Colours may differ slightly from the photos because of the light and printing.
Coaster not included.
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A document called FY26 OKRs — Draft V7 (CONFIDENTIAL — DO NOT SHARE), with seventeen comments, fourteen of which are from the same VP asking for updates and metrics that don't actually exist.
He wants to know your progress on Objective 3, Implement AI workflows in 78% of our processes, which halted when the CFO locked down usage credits. Yet - there is a meeting in your calendar to align on it.
At least you bought this mug, itching and ready to go on camera. Loud enough to be noticed, quiet enough they can pretend they didn't.
~
It's not going to fix Q4. It's not going to fix the document.
But it might fix the crushing oppression on your soul.
312ml • Ceramic • Dishwasher safe • Microwave safe
Colours may differ slightly from the photos because of the light and printing.
Coaster not included.
