"I haven't had a lunch break in 3 months" (Lefty)
"I haven't had a lunch break in 3 months" (Lefty)
Ft. a pigeon who's forgotten what a free 30-min slot feels like.
12:47pm. You are in Q4 Planning Workshop — Day 2 of 3. Day 1 ran over by 90 minutes. Day 3 has tentative holds on three different afternoons.
A consultant whose Zoom name is Kingsley / McKinsey has been facilitating since 9am. He has used the word unpack eleven times. You have written retention on a virtual sticky note. The Head of Growth has also written retention. The VP has written Be Bold. Marcus says "this is going great."
At least this mug is on your side. Watching it happen. Saying what you can't.
~
It won't give you your lunch back. It won't give you your life back.
But, for the cost of one-and-a-half Ubers, it might be the most compassionate thing you bought yourself this financial year.
312ml • Ceramic • Dishwasher safe • Microwave safe
Colours may differ slightly from the photos because of the light and printing.
Coaster not included.
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12:47pm. You are in Q4 Planning Workshop — Day 2 of 3. Day 1 ran over by 90 minutes. Day 3 has tentative holds on three different afternoons.
A consultant whose Zoom name is Kingsley / McKinsey has been facilitating since 9am. He has used the word unpack eleven times. You have written retention on a virtual sticky note. The Head of Growth has also written retention. The VP has written Be Bold. Marcus says "this is going great."
At least this mug is on your side. Watching it happen. Saying what you can't.
~
It won't give you your lunch back. It won't give you your life back.
But, for the cost of one-and-a-half Ubers, it might be the most compassionate thing you bought yourself this financial year.
312ml • Ceramic • Dishwasher safe • Microwave safe
Colours may differ slightly from the photos because of the light and printing.
Coaster not included.
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