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Microwave, dishwasher and brainwasher safe
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Made to order and shipped locally to you
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Clinically tested on 24h of executive meetings
I haven't had a lunch break in 3 months
I haven't had a lunch break in 3 months
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SCENARIO
12:47pm. You are in Q4 Planning Workshop — Day 2 of 3. Day 1 ran over by 90 minutes. Day 3 has tentative holds on three different afternoons.
A consultant whose Zoom name is Kingsley / McKinsey has been facilitating since 9am. He has used the word unpack eleven times. You have written retention on a virtual sticky note. The Head of Growth has also written retention. The VP has written Be Bold. Marcus says "this is going great."
SURVIVAL
At least this mug is on your side. Watching it happen. Saying what you can't.
It won't give you your lunch back. It won't give you your life back. But, for the cost of one-and-a-half Ubers, it might be the most compassionate thing you bought yourself this financial year.
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For the calls that move your 15-minute lunch hold every day
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Microwave, dishwasher and brainwasher safe
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Made to order and shipped locally to you
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Clinically tested on 24h of executive meetings
SCENARIO
12:47pm. You are in Q4 Planning Workshop — Day 2 of 3. Day 1 ran over by 90 minutes. Day 3 has tentative holds on three different afternoons.
A consultant whose Zoom name is Kingsley / McKinsey has been facilitating since 9am. He has used the word unpack eleven times. You have written retention on a virtual sticky note. The Head of Growth has also written retention. The VP has written Be Bold. Marcus says "this is going great."
SURVIVAL
At least this mug is on your side. Watching it happen. Saying what you can't.
It won't give you your lunch back. It won't give you your life back. But, for the cost of one-and-a-half Ubers, it might be the most compassionate thing you bought yourself this financial year.
Product details
312ml · Ceramic · Dishwasher safe · Microwave safe
Drinking hand: lefty / righty (your pick)
Colours may differ slightly from the photos because, light and printing.
Coaster not included.
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